The Meme That Took The Internet By Storm Has An Unfathomable Back Story To It
Published on Thursday, 23 April, 2020 | Written by Claudia Mikaelson
What was meant to be a memorable Saturday ended up being just that – but for all the wrong reasons.
Brianna was on her way to cheer at a football game when she felt an uncontrollable itch in the most unusual area. Truth is, she’s had it for a while now along with some swelling and burning pain.
But she could never bring herself to get it checked out because of the embarrassment that came with seeing a proctologist. So, she shrugged it off and went ahead with cheerleading anyway.
A Meme-morable Saturday
Being 5’1”, she was the flyer of the team. As she was launched in the air, the unthinkable happened. She accidentally relieved herself mid-air spewing all over her squad members below.
Mind you, she was cheering at the varsity football game halftime show – also known as the biggest sporting event of the year.
As thousands of people had eyes on her during their team’s cheer routine, it was only a matter of time before pictures circulated. True enough, a new meme was born.
Things Quickly Went South
Brianna became the talk of the town… a walking embarrassment. People recognized her everywhere and just like that, she was known as the girl who soiled her pants.
The teasing got so bad that Brianna had to skip classes. ‘Poopie pants’ and ‘mud butt’ were just some of the names people called her.
Even the guy she had a secret crush on joined in on the ‘fun’. Brianna lost all her friends as they were ashamed to be associated with her.
To make matters worse, she was also kicked off the cheerleading team as they were getting too much hate for what she did.
“Thinking back, it would’ve been less embarrassing to see a proctologist.”
“Now I’m a laughing stock to just about everyone.”
“I’ve never been so humiliated in my life.”
– Brianna
As It Turns Out, Grandma Knows Best
On the brink of depression, her grandma intervened. After all, she was in the loop about her granddaughter’s ordeal.
Finally, Brianna came clean about the itching and swelling of her anal area. Her grandma, Doris was unsurprised by what she heard.
“From what I can tell, you have a bad case of hemorrhoids.”
“Although its common in older people, it runs in the family too.”
“Your grandpa and I have it occasionally as well.”
“For years, we’ve only relied on H-Care™ as it works wonders.”
– Grandma Doris
A Common Issue With A Simple And Effective Solution That Is H-Care™
H-Care™ is a fast, effective and painless treatment. It contains a special blend of ingredients such as Sophora flavescens, Phellodendron, Fructus Cnidii, Camphor and Lanolin, all of which are known for their anti-bacterial and pain-relieving properties.
From the first application itself, H-Care™ will produce a mild cooling sensation which helps soothe inflammation, burning, itching and discomfort.
It also softens the surrounding tissues promoting a smoother evacuation of faeces. All while restoring swollen veins and capillaries to their normal state as to improve healthy blood flow to the anal canal once again. This will finally rid users of severe pain and discomfort.
H-Care™ Receives Brianna’s Stamp Of Approval
By that time, Brianna couldn’t even wipe herself without feeling excruciating pain. So, she decided to give H-Care™ a go in a bid to end this nightmare.
Incredibly, within 3 days, the painful lump around her anal area shrank.
By day 4, she could ease herself without any bleeding or pain.
In just 1 week, she was able to resume everyday activities from barely being able to walk prior.
Brianna has since regained her confidence after the humiliation that fateful day. However, although she fully recovered this time around, she knows full well that there’s a high chance of it recurring having inherited it. But she has a peace of mind knowing she always have H-Care™ to fall back on.
It’s A Literal Pain In The Butt
The discomfort that comes with hemorrhoids can swiftly turn into a nightmare. It can make you feel like you’re wiping with sandpaper every time you go to the bathroom. Only you can make a difference with H-Care™.
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